MILKE presents

Garry Starr Performs Everything

by Damien Warren-Smith
29 Nov - 23 Dec 2023

Ticket Prices:
£18 Standard | £14.50 Concessions | All Previews £16 | Pioneers' Preview (29 Nov) £10


Disgraced actor Garry Starr defies his critics by performing every style of theatre imaginable, thus saving the performing arts from extinction. Starr tears through genres with little regard for personal safety and even less regard for art.

Nothing is sacred during this “masterclass in mockery” (Evening Standard). From Classical to Physical Theatre, Burlesque to Butoh, Melodrama to Mask; even Cirque Nouveau and contemporary ‘Euro Theatre’ get the Garry Starr treatment.

Directed by Cal McCrystal (The Mighty Boosh, Spymonkey, Paddington 1 & 2).

Past Reviews and Awards

★★★★ “You can almost hear theatre’s heart come pounding back to life – but defibrillation has seldom before been this uproarious.” The Guardian

★★★★ “Uproariously funny…a superb, accessible clown.” The Scotsman

​★★★★ “Unapologetically entertaining.” Evening Standard

​★★★★ “Hilarious… Starr’s comic sensibility has broad appeal.” Sydney Morning Herald

WINNER – Best Physical Theatre & Circus – Sydney Fringe 2022
WINNER – Best Comedy – Manchester Fringe 2018
WINNER – Emerging Artist – Adelaide Fringe 2018 Weekly
WINNER – Tour Ready Award – Adelaide Fringe 2018 


Theatre: The Little

Mon – Sat: 8pm

Sat: 3.30pm

Running Time: 60 mins.

No interval and no re-entry.

We strongly advise that you arrive early and take your seats in advance of the start time as there is a no latecomers policy.

Recommended for ages 18+. Contains strobe lighting, verbal audience interaction, audience participation including physical contact with audience members (entirely optional) and full frontal nudity.



The Company

Damien Warren-Smith

Cal McCrystal

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Garry Starr Performs Everything

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