“I didn’t expect to see so many bums!”
Direct from down under, Australia’s favourite adults only Christmas comedy is coming to London, and trust us, the tree won’t be the only thing getting lit!
This Christmas, let loose and indulge in some adult-only ‘elf-care’ with our live band, eight above-average performers and plenty of surprises from Santa’s sack.
If you like having a laugh, partial nudity and a playlist with everything from classic carols (which you’ll never hear the same way again) to modern pop, A Very Naughty Christmas is the show that’s sure to get you in a holiday mood. So whether you’re planning to be naughty or nice this year, pour a glass of cool Chardy and join us for a night of escapism, debauchery and some very rogue jingle bells.
WHAT IS THE SHOW?
A Very Naughty Christmas is a comedy concert packed with stand-up, skits, parodied songs, dancing, singing, burlesque and a whole bunch of silliness. Having achieved cult status in Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne, this hit show is ready to storm the London stage.
★★★★★ “A sexy, laugh-out-loud Christmas extravaganza” All That Dazzles
★★★★★ “Drink up. Dress up. Get those tickets booked” Curtain Call Reviews
★★★★ “Raunchy, racy and fantastically festive” The Metro
★★★★★ “Hilarious” What’s Good To Do
★★★★ “When being naughty is this fun, who wants to be nice?” Reviews Hub
Best Christmas Show to see in The Metro, Time Out, The i, Londonist, Secret London, My Soho Times, Muddy Stilettos, QX.
GROUP TICKETS
10% off groups of 10 or more booked at the same time.
20% off groups of 20 or more booked at the same time.
This discount is based on the prices advertised above and includes all applicable concession rates.
VIP PACKAGE
£9.50 extra per person (or 4 for £35)
You deserve extra ‘elf care! Get an exclusive meet and greet ‘elfie with two cast members (and a polaroid to take home!) PLUS 1 x A Very Naughty Christmas Cracker. Festive mood guaranteed.
Details
Theatre: Main Space
December 2024
Mon – Wed: 7pm
Thu & Fri: 6pm & 8.30pm
Sat: 4pm & 7.30pm
JANUARY 2025
Mon – Wed: 7pm
Thu: 6pm & 8.30pm
Fri: 7pm
Sat: 4pm & 7.30pm
Running Time: 85 mins
No interval.
We strongly advise that you arrive early and take your seats in advance of the start time as there is a no latecomers policy.
This production contains adult content, strong and sexually explicit language, partial nudity, drug references, strobe lighting effects, haze, loud noises, and audience participation/interaction.
Strictly ages 18+ only.
“He ain’t like old saint nick”
PRODUCTION SHOTS
PHOTOGRAPHY BY mark senior
The Company
Alexia Brinsley
CAST
Kirby Burgess
CAST
Shay Debney
CAST
Stephen Hirst
CAST
Jack Lark
CAST
Rachel MacDougall
CAST
Chris O’Mara
CAST
Rebecca Rolle
CAST
Jo King
MUSICAL DIRECTOR
Lisa Martin
Band
Daniel Venz
CREATOR/GLOBAL DIRECTION/
CHOREOGRAPHy
Matthew Semple
Original songs & skit WRITER
Stephen Hirst
skit WRITER
Emily Kristopher
skit WRITER
Dominic Woodhead
ASSOCIATE MUSICAL DIRECTOR
Tom Collins
ADDITIONAL LYRICS
Aurélie Roque
ADDITIONAL LYRICS
Alister Smith
Creative Contributor
Alex Woodward
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND CREATOR
Pip Brignall
GENERAL MANAGER FOR GLASS HALF FULL PRODUCTIONS
Joseph Edward Thomas for Studio JET
LIGHTING DESIGNER
Dan Hunt
SOUND DESIGNER
Ceci Calfe
SET & Costume design adapted for the uk
Isaac Lumis
costume designer
Caroline-Alice Stevens
costume supervisor for the uk
Cup of Ambition
MARKETING
Tory Lyne-Pirkis
PR
Ben Payne
DEPUTY PIANIST
Hannah Feenstra
DEPUTY DRUMMER
Phoebe Francis
COMPANY STAGE MANAGER
Francesca Osimani
ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER
Elle Hutchinson
TECHNICAL ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER
Anja Urban
SOUND NO. 1
Jack Boissieux
PRODUCTION MANAGER FOR JBPM
Madeleine Young
ASSOCIATE PRODUCTION MANAGER FOR JBPM
Ida Pontoppidan
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT FOR JBPM
ticket information
Pioneers’ Preview (28 November)
All tickets £10. Cabaret tables (4 tickets) £64.
Previews (29 November – 2 December)
All tickets £16. Cabaret tables (4 tickets) £96.
Off-Peak Performances (Mondays – Wednesdays and 6pm shows, 3 December – 8 January)
Cabaret Tables (4 tickets) £180
Band A: £33.50 (£27 concessions)
Band B: £31 (£25 concessions)
Band C: £24 (£19 concessions)
Peak Performances (Thursdays – Saturdays, 5 December – 11 January)
Cabaret Tables (4 tickets) £196
Band A: £37.50 (£30 concessions)
Band B: £35 (£28 concessions)
Band C: £28 (£22.50 concessions)
Concession Tickets are available for Over 65s, Access Members, Unwaged Persons, and Full Time Students, on Off-Peak Performances Only.
Please note that Pay-As-You-Go subscriptions can not be used to book Band A tickets or Cabaret Tables.
VIP Package @ £15 extra per person (or 4 for £50)
You deserve extra ‘elf care! Get an exclusive meet and greet ‘elfie with two cast members (and a Polaroid to take home!) PLUS 1 x A Very Naughty Christmas Cracker. Festive mood guaranteed.
10% off groups of 10 or more booked at the same time.
20% off groups of 20 or more booked at the same time.
This discount is based on the prices advertised above and includes all applicable concession rates.
VIP Package @ £15 extra per person (or 4 for £50)
You deserve extra ‘elf care! Get an exclusive meet and greet ‘elfie with two cast members (and a Polaroid to take home!) PLUS 1 x A Very Naughty Christmas Cracker. Festive mood guaranteed.
